This is for all my fellow attorneys...I'm sure you'll find something that reminds you of conversations we've all had with wanna-be lawyers. Gotta love all that bright eyed and bushy tailed idealism :)
For the non-lawyers, watch and learn!
The one thing I would have added is a joke about living your life in 6 minute increments. (Many law firms keep billing records in 10ths of an hour, i.e., 6 minute periods.)